The Awesome Jordy

sephirona:

Yeah okay idk don’t hurt me alfjsfgkdgj

Based off of the comments in this post.

Jordy==> Ragequit Apps

So does anyone have the problem wHERE THE tumblr MOBILE APP DOESN’T UPLOAD SHIT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY.
FucKING SHit

Davestuck: Scratch Intermission

wariofan63:

please guys turn on This Cocain Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Sing by SOAD and watch this. It’s beautiful

9, 11, 43, 48, 50, 54, 55, 79, 81. ;)

9. Someone who is sensitive but strong and confident, decent looks, great hair, a wonderful smile, a caring and warm personality, protective and affectionate, and someone who listens.

11. Yes I’d love to get married one day.

43. Lol 2 hours

48.  Ask them out.

50. Probably not because I can’t trust my first crush at all

54. All my friends. I’d never forget them.

55. One day jordyn found theInternet and discovered her love for fictional men, the end XD

79.basically every time my moirail hangs out with other people

81. Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey jr., Rain-Bi, Brad Pitt, and Dante Sparda

Invasion #'s 1 - 85! >8D
Anonymous

1.  Yes I do appreciate looks though they aren’t everything.

2. Yes I do believe relationships can be worth it but it depends on thepartner   

3. Yes I am a virgin

4. No I am not in a relationship

5. No I am not in love

6. More like single since I’ve been born

7. Yeah I think I would be able to commit to one person.

8. I do not have a crush

10. Well it depends, I believe in attraction at first sight but I think it takes time to fall in love.

12. Usually no

13. Yeah I am a jealous person I am just great at hiding it

14. Nope

15. No I do not even have my ears pierced XD

16. No I don’t have any tattoos either.

17. I don’t think I would mind kissing in public but I’m very awkward and private so It may bug me a little.

20. Yes I shower everyday.

21.  I hope someone does but honestly I doubt people have lovey doves feelings for me.

22. Nope

23. Yeah I believe relationships can lastlonger than 6 months but it depends on the people

24. Lol hell no I probably wouldn’t have even kissed anyone or had sex in that time

25. I would love to have a relationship

26. Nope 

27. Nope

28. Nope I haven’t dated for someone to cheat on me.

29. Nope

30. I would want to be thinner that’s about it I’m hoy with everything else.

31.Yes I have cried over a guy

32. Yes unrequited lovmidnight as well be my middle name

33. I have never had sex with a man unless it was in my dreams.

34.NOpe

35. Never kissed

36. No I have never liked a best friend.

37. Lol yes I have actually.

38. Yes I have

39. Yes all the time

40. Nope no poem or songs herE

41. No sex for me at ALL

42.I’ve never kissed aghh

44.  None

45. No kissing here holy shit stop rubbing it in my FACe QuestIONS

46. NO SEX UNLESS MY HAND COUNTS THEN LIKE 500 tIMES 

47. 16 

49. I don’t HaVe one SO I Don’t KNow

51. My friends I guess.

52. All my previous cruchES

Nope unless THE Rest oF the PLANet is Mad that I’m taking THEIR AIr then 

55. One day there was a girl named jordyn who fell in love with a man named Dante Sparda, who was in a fictional realm ofchicks and rainbows that she couldn’t go to.

56.My hair is browN, my eyes are dark, I’m mixed raced, I have c cup boobs, I’m shaped like a fruit, my hair is curly, I bruise, my nails are short.

57. Hey ex why didn’t we date.

58. Kindness, attention, affection, love, and romance.

59. I’ll post one later

60.No partners

61I notice their hair

62. . Let metype them up and dominate the fuck out of them.

63.Lol when a penis goes into a vagina i guess

64.  Going out with someone else

65. Okay well I’d love biting and scratching with some oral action going on and teasing.

66. Um never thought about roleplay but I’ll have to go with teacher and student I guess? Punishment is nice as long as I’m doing the punishing.

67. Going to a nice dinner and a concert

68. I am straight

69.  Turnoff- scat or piss just no to all that gross shit

70. Turn on- bondage, blood, biting, whips, dominating.

71. Oh god wet dreams… Okay here it goes a few nights ago I had a dream that my favorite fictional man was eating me out then let me tie him to the bed and fuck him senseless.

72. You’re so good or fuck. Can’t go wrong with fuck

73. Get them a cupcake

74. Body type probably

75. Not many sweet things have happened for me at all

76. Got them flowers and candy.

77. I don’t have a problem with it.

78. I masturbate 3 times a day 

80. Today

82. My mom.

83. My reflection in the mirror

84. It didn’t exist that’s why it failed.

85. Yeah I’d date someone online.

Invade
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

eiry:

littlemissectobiologist:

Am I kicked out of the fandom yet?

i ship it.

as do I

questionableliterarymerit:

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

Another reason why I’m so glad Tumblr exists. I’m just waiting for someone to fic this. Seriously!!! Do it, someone!!!

Literally spent my day making a massive scalemate which I named Chester Heartgaze

did-you-kno:

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